Friday, February 04, 2005

America Hates Whiny Celebrities...

... and so, this year, at the Superbowl, the NFL is choosing to use Sir Paul McCartney at the half time show, rather than the "wardrobe malfunctioning" Janet Jackson and that empty shell of a man she sang with, Justin Timberlake. Luckily, we will be able to watch the halftime show without worrying about any over-the-hill liberal artists who need CD sales exposing themselves and later lying about the act and the motives thereof. Moreover, kids won't be subject to the whiny ballads of effeminate fornicators and told that they're "cool". Win-win this year, not that I am gonna watch the Superbowl halftime show, anyway. Who does?

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